I wish I could claim this as my own:
"You can't polish a turd but glitter sticks to one extremely well"
I'm sure everyone can think of at least one unpolished turd in their lives, whether nationwide political or "that pillock at the office", which the glitter has stuck to but somehow doesn't disguise the awful smell...
Personally speaking, the quote reminded me of the last 13 years of Labour government and deluded worship of an invisible sky fairy, er, I mean, religion.
